So there’s this tweet…
Our thoughts and prayers go out to Mrs. “DOPEfresh.” I can only imagine the harrowing experience that was Christmas morning 2021, to wake up and not see a Cadillac under the tree. Here’s hoping that Xmas 2022 brings a little more joy and merriment and ends with you getting what really matters during the holiday season, which apparently is A LITERAL NEW CAR LIKE IN A CBS GAMESHOW! And if not, of course, we all wait with bated breath to read your ‘dear diary’ about how mistreated you were, yet again.
Anyway, some’yall need Jesus, who wisely said “it is more blessed to give than to receive” (Acts 20:35).
That’s all I got. Happy New Year.
~ Matthew